Sequential Season Syndrome 

A painful condition that affects winners of reality TV shows past the first season, consisting of not being able to accomplish success of any degree. See American Idol winners, America's Next Top Model, Apprentice, etc.

Person 1: Ouch, Lee DeWyze's debut album only sold 141,000 copies.

Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.

Person 3: Who?

Sequential Season Syndrome by jsutadude September 28, 2011

Post Season Sadness Disorder 

A health issue to sports fans after their favorite league or sport is done for the year and suffer severe depression until the next season starts.

After the Super Bowl, I suffer Post Season Sadness Disorder because football is over for 6 months.

Post Season Sadness Disorder by Sportsguy1991 March 16, 2014

Off-Season Santa 

The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.

Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!

Off-Season Santa by YAWA December 30, 2021

in season slut 

girls that sleep with whoever is "in season", for example - girls who date around or sleep with whoever is on a sports team that is in season. just for attention.

Is that hoe sleeping with another sports team? What an in season slut.

in season slut by pinkcherriepie May 29, 2007

season song 

A season song is a terribly long song usually consisting of a slower tempo and unnecessarily sappy love-induced lyrics. These songs seem to be so long, that it feels like every season has passed you by while listening to said song. These songs are insanely popular on shows such as American Idol.

I can tell this is going to be a season song, I want to hibernate already!

season song by k barton December 15, 2007

Second Season Syndrome 

Second Season Syndrome comes the week or few days before the playoffs (also known as second season) in major sports, especially when the media coverage starts to become more prominent. It's when fans get so excited and over anxious and start to go a little crazy, and can't wait till game day. It is something only true sports fans experience, as they are extremely loyal fans to their favorite sports teams.

It's Thursday and Second Season Syndrome is starting to kick in.

Second Season Syndrome by Shley Diddy January 15, 2011

Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie) 

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!

Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie) by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020