Angry Sea Turtle

when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB

I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle

by thateinsteinguy April 9, 2016

Sea Turtle

The last soda in the six pack rings.

Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.

by thatonlinejerk August 21, 2013

Upside-Down Sea Turtle

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.

"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

by tboner1939 May 8, 2010

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

by Osama llama March 15, 2010

awkward sea turtle

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.

Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!

by Berry Halls October 3, 2007

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015