Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher

Phantom scruncher

by Juulman May 23, 2019

Scrotum Scruncher

When she is blowing you and squeezes your balls so hard they make a scrunching sound.

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."

"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."

by Jacp123 March 30, 2016

Diaper Scruncher

Description of the feeling you get when your nervous. When you get so nervous you could just poop a diaper.

I was so nervous about my interview I was a diaper scruncher.

by Leaha & Kristina April 17, 2009

ear scruncher sniffer

When you root someones mum in the ear

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer

by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008

Scrotum Scruncher

A person who squeezes/crunch's and/or blends there nut sack or a sleeping person's Nutt Sack

That Mother Fucking Scrotum Scruncher Blended My Nutts Last Night, FUCK!

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

Scrunchles

A group of 26 scrunchies .

I’m going to get you a bunchle of scrunchles for your birthday!

by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018