Scrunch

A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.

Scrunch is in epic bitch. I often feel the compulsion to insult her.

Scrunch by I Know Someone Who Likes BFing December 8, 2013

scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick

Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching

scrunch by djstatus June 7, 2009

Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

Scrunch by FRP July 7, 2010

scrunch

Another word for scrumping, hunching, boinking, or sexing.

When we're alone, we enjoy scrunching.

scrunch by Alissa August 21, 2003

scrunch

As a noun- the scrunch is the last 10% of the chips in a bag of chips

I was lookin forward to that bag of chips, but all she left me was the scrunch.

scrunch by SpencerWilliams July 23, 2014

scrunch

Burgers , BK, organised lay, achieved with planning ,and determination.

Numerous scrunch = The Scrunch luncheon

scrunch by like a little blowjob April 3, 2008

scrunch

code name dla chłopaka

omg! Marysia patrz scrunch idzie

scrunch by bunniie February 7, 2025