Shrumpshrite

1. A very dastardly short man.
2. A short man who has temporarily fallen out of your favor.

1. Yeah, Jon is being a real shrumpshrite.

2. Hot damn, what a little shrumpshrite!

by Ze Jabberwocky May 22, 2005

Infamous Two Toned Scrumish

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations

Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.

by Raptorsoraus November 10, 2009

Edward Scrumpyhands

Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider. The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both are finished. The player can do whatever they like without spilling the bottles or removing them. Often results in an ambulance arriving.

"Matt put your dick away!"
"I can't! i can't do up my fly coz iv got these damn bottles on my hands! Damn you Edward scrumpyhands!"

by scutmonkey December 12, 2007

scrumpschulescent

anything you can refer to the word tasty

ey boy u see her, that pussy prolly scrumpschulescent

by carlos2010 April 2, 2007

Scrumshellecent

A word used to describe the most perfect boobs.

"damn, those boobs are Scrumshellecent."

by Robert Vawter October 20, 2008

scrumshis

when some thing is so delicious or good it's hard to put in words

Josh: that girl last night was amazing her ass was scrumshis

by me-hungry July 4, 2016

scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008