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Chopped and Screwed 

1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.

2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard
Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!

Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.
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chopped and screwed 

when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy
Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed
chopped and screwed by Sabecca January 1, 2009

chopped and screwed 

I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me
chopped and screwed by Sheeda(: December 17, 2008

Get Chopped and Screwed

The act of getting extremely high.
Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.
Get Chopped and Screwed by rawazznig December 28, 2007

Chopped and Screwed 

Man I bought her a drink, but then she rejected to dance with me, I just got chopped and screwed over.
Chopped and Screwed by zkay May 21, 2009

chopped and screwed 

a song by t-pain feat. ludacris
"Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped"
chopped and screwed by prettybby February 22, 2009

chopped and screwed 

when a hip hop or rap record is slowed down and mixed hence the word chopped(cut it slow down ) and screwed with mixed
swisha house makes good chopped and screwed records