Screen Time

Screen Time is a word used to describe what parents try to fucking end all teenager's enjoyments because adults are dumbasses. Often used by parents to annoy the hell out of kids and fear monger any potential harm to their kids ("hurts

their eyes" "make them violent and cause school shootings" "make their brains rot out") and other shitty fake news.

Mom: "Jimmy, get off your Xbox! And what ever that stupid game is about the wild west! Your two seconds of Screen Time is up!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you Mom! You're a fear- mongering soccer mom bitch!"

by adulthater1 April 23, 2019

screenies

A shortened word for Screen Shots.

Hey dude, did you see those screenies I showed you?!

by Bobby B-Ball October 18, 2006

screenie

A short term for a "screen shot," a picture one takes of something on a computer screen.

I don't know what window you're talking about. Can you send me a screenie?

by The Grammar Nazi August 19, 2004

screentippery

The practice of adjusting the tilt or contents of your computer screen to temporarily provide more light.

eg: opening a predominantly white webpage to remove ones contact lenses late at night

Hold up a sec I have to do some screentippery to find my bottle opener

by pyrocam March 30, 2011

screenies

Nickname for the Canadian Screen Awards.

Are you ready for tonight's Screenies, eh?!

by Ehhhhhhhh March 1, 2015

turn of screen time

Screen time is such A fucking terrible thing and for most of our parents love it like to turn it of and have our freedom is impossible and it fucks with teens or kids and honestly we all want freedom I don’t give a shit on how long it’s going to take well alaawa find a way to not have it like to turn it of it’s like 47 calls cuz I always hang up

That one kid who doesn’t have screen time :wanna play Roblox

Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here

The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !

by MISH GURL YURRRRR November 20, 2021

Screenie

A Screenie or Screeny means "Screen Shot". As in a digital photo of your computer desktop.

Hey, can you take a screenie of that wicked graphic for the next wall post?

by genkins January 29, 2010