Itchies and scratchies 

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

Itchies and scratchies by Jetters September 6, 2007

Scratchie Bachelor 

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

Scratchie Bachelor by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018

two dollar scratchie 

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

two dollar scratchie by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

scratchies 

Something you get from a (slut).

Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...

scratchies by redneck January 19, 2003

scratchies 

the unshaven hair on your face, esp. annoying to a b-f or a g-f.

Stop it!!! Your scratchies are so annoying!

scratchies by MYOB May 19, 2001

Itchy Scratchies 

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

Itchy Scratchies by Vegas March 23, 2003

scratchie 

A scratch card.

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.

scratchie by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009