House Spouse

Basically is the same thing as a house wife or stay-at-home-mom, but not gender specific. It is the person in a married couple who stays at home while the other works, cleans, cooks, and looks after children. Also, it rhymes. How cool is that?

I just hope I end up being the house spouse.

by Mormon Geek July 20, 2014

House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)

Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.

by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017

house spouse

The person in a relationship that stays home.

After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.

by bnoice February 14, 2009

Happy spouse happy house

Kinda like happy wife happy life except less self-centered.

Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “

by Aoneov December 28, 2018

House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife

I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse

by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021

house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.

That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.

by bexbexbex March 31, 2021