Scrotum cozies

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!

Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Scottmachine

Handsome, Great

Damn, that girl is Scottmachine

by ScottMachine April 5, 2021

scrotum licker

A sycophant, or person who enjoys ass kissing, to achieve social gain

Drake is a scrotum licker to Lil Wayne

by cjaywill August 13, 2011

scrotumed

Getting hit so hard in the nut sack that you don't have the words to describe the pain.

We knew Carl had been scrotumed when he doubled over and could not draw a breath to tell us where it hurt.

by Bob Velvetta June 1, 2017

Speedy Scrotum

A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.

Robert saw a pretty girl at the cafe and came all over himself. Robert has a speedy scrotum.

by LaZingara September 28, 2017

SCOTUS

Supreme Court of the United States, highest court in the USA. Judges are nominated by the president, and serve for life.

The SCOTUS is a bunch of old motherfuckers who have completely lost touch with reality.

by foo July 28, 2003

Scrotum Lobe

The enlarged, sagging earlobe of an elderly person. Particularly if it has a pronounced crease down the center, making it look like a scrotum (Ball sack).

"Hey! Look! That man has a scrotum lobe!"

by RandomPrecision07 April 15, 2008