Spottery

Quickly finding an open parking spot without having to drive around searching. Notably referring to street parking in urban regions.

After a long day of work, Katie turned the car on to her street and was shocked to see she'd won the spottery!

by writerish March 3, 2011

Harry Scotter

A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. Usually worn by old men.

Dude, I was in the changing room and this fat old man had a disgusting harry scotter.

by dieselnator June 22, 2009

Scottere

Scottere is a name given to someone with the name Scott, who is a father type, or daddy figure for someone. It is the male form of the French word "MaMere" which means "my mother".

Our quad had a Scottere and he was great.

by fantasyisland-wherethefunbegin May 29, 2024

Scottering

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.

Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.

by Flaytonson January 10, 2025

Scuttery Brains

Just pure dung skee wa

"aw he's pure scuttery brains"

by Sean D Kelly March 13, 2025

Zott And Scottary

A father-son team that is so Giga goatified that they treat each other like brothers. Extra points if they both play guitar. Extra Extra points if they have a combined IQ under 90.

Originated from a large city in California

"Yo, that dad and his son are so close!" "I know bro, they're just like Zott and Scottary!"

by Amorbius October 3, 2022

Zott and Scottary

A father-son duo that is so Giga Goatified, that they act like brothers. Extra points if they both play guitar. Extra Extra points if they have a combined IQ of 5 or under.

Originated from a large city in California.

"Yo, that dude and his son are so close!" "I know bro, they're a regular Zott and Scottary!"

by Amorbius October 3, 2022