Scoring

The Act of Rizzing someone up enough for them to be compelled enough to have Sexual Intercourse

Beavis: Hey, look at that hot chick (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, she so, like, so hot (chuckle)
Beavis: You bet she's gonna, like, have sex with us (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, like, we're totally going to, like, score (chuckle)
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! We're going to score! (Chuckle)

*For Clarification, They mean sex, scoring is technically their own way of saying that. They are, also, Beavis and Butthead"

by Gassypotato February 24, 2024

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

scoring on an empty net

Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.

After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.

by austin277490 January 18, 2009

Scoring Clinic

A victory in a soccer game by four or more goals is defined as an example of a scoring clinic.

Mike - "Did you see John put the scoring clinic on Kevin in fifa while he was eating eggdrop soup?"

Fred - "Oso, oso, oso!"

by fifa skiller March 11, 2011

scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.

1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

by high score May 20, 2008

Scoring Kick

A soccer player's kicking ability for when they find themselves near or in the goalie box has the best chance of making sure the ball finds its way into the net.

1.Once he makes his way into the box, he's got the best scoring kick in the league.

2. Who has the best scoring kick on the team?

by formersoccerplayer September 5, 2009