Schmungus

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken

He stole my schmungus

by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023

schtongs

fill in the blank

What the SCHTONGS is that!

by izzzwwwwuh March 1, 2009

Schlongsicle

Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.

Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."

by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010

Schlongulitus

Cousin to the syndrome known as Dongulitus. Schlongulitus is characterized by the subject's resemblance of a schlong.

Did you see that shirt Brooks was wearing? You would think he had schlongulitus.

I really hope they don't have schlongulitus.

by Quadra-Dong November 22, 2010

Schmungus

It is used in many scenarios, example: when saying goodbye to a friend / colleague, a rare type of fungus, and a generally cool thing

‘ this thing is soo schmungus’ ‘ Bye! Schmungus!’ ‘Carefull! This area is protected cause of the schmungus here’

by Mr. Schmungus April 4, 2023

schwing-schwong

The male reproductive organ.

My schwing-schwong hurts.

by Economilx June 29, 2006

schwing schwong

A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.

The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.

Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"

"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."

"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"

"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*

"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"

by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010