Schwamp

To speedily maneuver around cars or road obstacles

We gotta schwamp this one

by schwamp beast May 8, 2010

schwam

Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.

"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"

by elchachador January 4, 2009

Schwoah

A sexual position developed by Gary involving two males and one female. One male enters the female from behind, doggy style, and the other male is receiving oral. During the time both males are penetrating the female, they high-five, clap hands with each other.

Jon and Gary tag teamed a girl. In the middle of the night they got her in the H-position, gave each other a high five and yelled "SCHWOAH"

by K. Hutch May 2, 2007

schwammie

The schwammie is a blackjack dealer that takes your money in Las Vegas or any other reputable gambling establishment.

The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.

I just got schwammed.

This dealer has been taking all of my money. Schwamm Schwamm.

Watch out for the Schwammie.

by Udeson January 31, 2007

schwam

A slang term for marijuana, perhaps originating from the word "shwag." Can also be used like the verb "to smoke."

Dude, I just bought an 8th of schwam and were gonna blaze it all tonight.

We're going to schwam before we watch Half Baked.

by Miguel Willows September 22, 2005

Schwomo

Schwuler HOMO

You are a Schwomo

by Klaus November 25, 2003

schwamm

Someone who is very stupid and feels awkward meeting new people. Only love interests are generally animals, esp. cats.

That girl is such a Schwamm she legit has no friends all she does is flirt with cats.

EWWWWW that girl is a Schwamm i hate her more than i anything in the whole world.

by kittycatobsesser! April 23, 2009