scheize

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

Schtimen

Meant to be said with a group of people in a raindrop (One person says it, than more and more to the point its almost rabble) fashion while greeting somebody. It is the only word said throughout the whole conversation. This word is designed to leave the person your greeting scratching there head and saying What the Fuck!? It has no real meaning other than the intent to completely shock and dazzle the person being greeted. It is not from the German Language.

(Group of people walk up to a doorbell and ring it, Rhuwell comes to the door)
Person 1: Schtimen
Person 2,1: Schtimen
Rhuwell: Hi...
Person 3,1: Schtimen
Person 4,1,2,3: Schtimen
Rhuwell: What the fuck, im leaving
Person 5: Schtimen

by Robb from Staten Island February 16, 2008

Scheiznov

The state of shock when slapped with a vegatable.

Nan was Scheiznovved when the parnsip threw across the table.

by SlapThatSprout September 19, 2009

Schnetzenfiegel

when a person has sex with animal then eats it

Robby:i schnetzenfiegeled that bacon i had for breakfast
Ben: Dude, that's fucking disgusting

by BERjesus August 20, 2008

Schnetzenberger

A sexual act consisting of a female humping a guy without penetrating while a male/female midget sucks your dick

"Hey! Robby I heard you got a Schnetzenberger last night."
"Fuck yeah that midget sucked me dry"

by BerJesus June 4, 2008

schneizeleffort

Putting forth the minimum amount of effort required to complete something.

gg sure does schneizeleffort in their Code Geass subs. There are so many errors everywhere.

by Lord of Britannia May 31, 2009

Schizenhaumer

1)Replacement for a swearword, is a cross between german and gobbledegook. Is often said in one's head as it sounds extremely stupid when said out loud.
2) very stupid name for a butler.

1)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on.
2)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on. can you go and turn it off for me?

by Daniffer October 17, 2005