Schplookuldork

Absolutely fucking no one knows what it means!

Person 1: Hey schplookuldork!

Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1:IDK!!!

by Schplook October 19, 2021

Schpookshta

Creepy older non pooter getting male.

That Schpookshta has been following us around for 5 hours.

by Robocoptick September 4, 2005

schploobibop

a fun word to say

Schploobibop! Cool!

by the leg-shavers May 7, 2004

schplooge

Schplooge is a word used quite rarely, but it is very useful for a lot of things.
Some people use it in relation to sex, as a synonym for "Sperm"
While others simply use it as a swearword.

"And then I Schplooged all over her"

"Dude if you don't shut up, I'm gonna Schplooge you in the head!"

by ThisisnotmyrealnamebutIneedone June 13, 2019

Schploop

n. A turd covered or injected with semen. Deived from the words shit, poop, and splooge. Most often left on doorsteps of horny congressmen or chunked at nice cars.

Goddamnit, Spencer, I'm not going to make you a schploop so you can rub it all over your naked body! Stop asking me, you ghey jafucker!

by Eric Houser October 30, 2006

schploom

A word for a "had-to-be-there" moment.

Oh man, you should have seen the look on her face! But I guess it was a schploom.

by dchooks March 22, 2004

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005