schwaffle

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

Schnaffle

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner

You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!

by alexander21 November 17, 2010

Schnupfer Xare

The definition of a legend.

He schnupfs all your snuff tobaco grenzenlos. He nimms si halt de zeit to teach you how to produce a bries. The most important question is if he has a wife, his answer: Na! Na! Desweng schnupf i dass i koane griag
Moreover he is the reason for the Briesentum, he gave Brieses the 10 Bries Gebote and monitors us all from Lohberg (the parabries)
When you die you rest in bries and your soul will go to Xare's where you will schnupf grenzenlos forever

"Warum na scho wieda a grenzenlose?" - "es is brieszember"
"Da dads mi etz glei a so reissn"
"Bou schnupf"
"Tobakbladla, Tobakscherm"
"Xaver Multerer, auch bekannt als Schnupfer Xare"

by Brieskalation January 6, 2020

schnorfle

To rummage about in a sporadic manner

"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.

by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007

schnuggle

The combination of a cuddle, huggle, and snuggle. They are used toward people affectionately, such as showing love or friendship, sometimes as foreplay. It may seem very similar to just 1 of the 3 combined phrases, but you will realize a schnuggle when it happens due to the added awesomeness and epicness.

Carmelle: "You are rad! Let's schnuggle under the moonlight.'

Linden: "Totally, I love you!"

by Meatasaurus June 24, 2009

Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

scruffle

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

by GentlySevere May 10, 2009