Schnoozy

The moment just before sleeping or just before waking. Usually induced by snuggling up (jigsawing) with someone and getting super comfy or post coital cuddling which will, undoubtedly lead to you being "schnoozy" or schnoozing. In the morning it's that moment when you are almost awake and snuggled up with someone, feeling warm, comfy and schnoozy.

"Babe are you schnoozy?"
"You're totally schnoozing!"
"It's time to get up, are you schnoozy?"

by TeeDixie December 7, 2012

schmootz

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

by Liana June 15, 2003

schnoot

A dog. Specifically, a cute dog.

Aww! Look at that no-good schnoot.

by nateweiss July 29, 2005

Schnoot

A dog. Specifically a naughty dog. Often used in an adoring manner.

Person one: Penny's sleeping in a pile of naughty!
Person two: Aww, she's such a schnoot.

by jdweiss January 4, 2009

schnooze biscuits

Sleep or the state of sleeping.

"Yo, Kenny G, I'm so tired mayne. I'm 'bout to go grab me some schnooze biscuits."

by Erik & Casey May 31, 2006

schnotz

An inordinate quantity of mucous in one's nose.

Since I've had this cold I've swallowed a pint of schnotz!

by BFish December 10, 2002

Schnooze

Schnooze is a form of the German word "Schnauze" - meaning shut up - with a more aggressive sound.
It was invented by Gexter.

Schnooze you fucking idiot!

by Gexter August 2, 2004