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Schnoozy 

The moment just before sleeping or just before waking. Usually induced by snuggling up (jigsawing) with someone and getting super comfy or post coital cuddling which will, undoubtedly lead to you being "schnoozy" or schnoozing. In the morning it's that moment when you are almost awake and snuggled up with someone, feeling warm, comfy and schnoozy.
"Babe are you schnoozy?"
"You're totally schnoozing!"
"It's time to get up, are you schnoozy?"
Schnoozy by TeeDixie December 7, 2012
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schnoozle 

The act of snuggling while giving each other Eskimo kisses.
We schnoozled for a while on her sofa before her parents came home.
schnoozle by Ojae September 18, 2011

Schnooky-poo 

A term for a very cute cat with green eyes. It is often very noisy and likes to judge people from afar.
Person 1: “You have a really cute cat.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s a real schnooky-poo.”
Schnooky-poo by totallynotstella November 30, 2021

Schnooze 

Brb I’m gonna go take a good schnooze
Schnooze by Coolcat121 October 20, 2018

schnooly 

A schnooly is a pacifier.
Where is the babys schnooly?
schnooly by dadda1 May 27, 2014

schnooze biscuits 

"Yo, Kenny G, I'm so tired mayne. I'm 'bout to go grab me some schnooze biscuits."

Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein

The codename used when referring to a person of Jewish descent or otherwise possessing a nose of superior length, bulbishness and stature. Often used to avoid insulting the person to their face, this name usually ends up insulting them anyway.
Tina: Who was that?
Beth: Some guy I met at a party.
Tina: His nose was huge!
Beth: Yeah, he was a real Schnozzy McSchnozzlestein....