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schmoozle

Someone who is an idiot, ugly, narcissistic, and rude.
Rylan is a schmoozle.
by Icy 2106 May 17, 2022
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Schmondler

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
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schnoodle

A designer breed of dog. It is a mix between a schnauzer and a poodle.
Your schnoodle threw up in my car.
by Samantha543 July 19, 2005
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schmooglepopped

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.
Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!
by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018
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Schmooplette

A girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
An unquantifiably adorable Goddess.
Tay is my little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
by Schmoopy July 5, 2018
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Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.
"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.
by Bea Minor December 11, 2019
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Schmooglestein

A word used to describe love and affection for a special girl named Amrit
I love you so much SCHMOOGLESTEIN, I love you sooooo maaaaach
by Flairjordan23 April 23, 2022
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