Schmoopie

The smoothest being in the universe. Toots every once in a while. Also known as spoonie the tootsie and shrubby the Dwight Schrute. Is a big fan of Nick Cage and Bono. Love her though

Schmoopie just rooted. Still love her though

by Spoonyfifil July 5, 2022

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous April 6, 2011

Schmoopified

When you've just started a relationship around valentines day and one of the people in the relationship gives an extremely over the top gift to the other person.

(From the Seinfeldian Soup Nazi episode)

Even though Jim and Robin had only been on two dates, Jim realized he'd been schmoopified when he opened the door to his apartment to find 8 dozen roses.

by 14ll41 February 2, 2009

schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.

When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.

by jogow January 9, 2014

Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.

He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.

by Kei88 May 18, 2017

Schmoopin

When you steal the tires off of someone's car.

Man that homeless man was really schmoopin my car last night.

by Jesus of McDonald's December 29, 2021