Schmevin

An alternate word for the insult "retard". More discrete insult

That guy is a schmevin.

Look at that schmevin pissing into the wind.

by THE REAL ELVIS July 8, 2011

Schmeen

A schmol cute boy of the feline variety.

Schmeen is so cute he deserves extra treats.

by Tankblazer March 22, 2022

schmeventy

"Sh-mev-en-ty"
A number, it's Seventy, give or take Seventy (so anywhere between zero and one hundred & forty).
0 ≤ Schmeventy ≥ 140

See: "schmeven" for a smaller version

I have about schmeventy miles left of fuel in my car.
I drank around schmeventy shots last night at the party.
I was sent schmeventy reels by my friend on Insta last night.

by Formalis September 6, 2025

schmevan

1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"

Damn, that's a schmevan right there.

by Yo MoMmAaA February 16, 2008

Schmeve

A straight man in a gay neighborhood. Derived from Schmermen roots, the term was founded in Berlin, Germany in 2018.

"Schmeve is ready to go home now."

by Schmerman gal June 12, 2018

Schmeene

Kinda whatever you need it to mean

You’re really schmeeneing me off right now dude

by Schmeene guy April 15, 2024