Schwagstock

a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead

"The Schwag is playing at Schwagstock '07!"
"No shit."

by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008

schwagster

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.

"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately

by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007

fuk schwa

1. The opposite of good feng sui. 2. When the layout of something is all jacked up. 3. A flow of a room causes you aggravation because nothing is easily available.

Johnny: Why did they put the coffee pot in the corner of the cafeteria?
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!

by twin88 September 28, 2015

schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water

Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.

by grat101 December 22, 2010

schwagg

shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.

brownishgreenwithseedsstemsandhairs weed=schwagg

"do you have anything"

"just my parents schwagg"

"fuck, get the papers"

by johnlf January 24, 2008

Schwab

a Crazy stalker.

That Schwab won't leave me alone!

by Towarnu January 1, 2010

schwag

adj. Term used to describe low grade marijuana. This type of marijuana is usually brown, seedy, dry. The term is also used by many pot heads to describe anything that is low grade.
noun. low grade marijuana

adj- Ewww this schwag ass weed tastes horrible and it didnt get me very high.
noun- I hate smoking schwag, but i cant get any dank right now so i guess i'll have to.

by PotHead April 28, 2003