Figure skating

A sport that is harder than most people give it credit for. People freeze their butts off while jumping in the air and spinning, and most of you can't get off the couch. Figure skating is a very dangerous sport, with no padding on you if you fall on the ice (which I can tell you from experience is very hard). Tough on people physically, emotionally, and mentally. If you fall you could hurt yourself physically causing loss of confidence in your ability to do said thing that you had fallen on. Still a very fun sport though. Many skaters skate competitively all over the world

If figure skating were easy they'd call it hockey.

by Ihasthebestestgrammars April 1, 2013

slatington special

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it

We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.

by dogs bower February 18, 2006

Scatigation

The procedure of throwing shit instead of legal prosecution of a claim.

"Probably would take too much money and time to sue him, so it looks like this time it goes to scatigation...we'll have to cover the front porch with shit, maybe the entire house."

by Zacalicious-1 March 20, 2015

Smating

A type of relationship in which one is niether dating nor mating with his/her partner. This category of relationship is characterized by secret kissing, spooning, naughty fondling, basically, everything except sex. Mutual exclusivity does not exist in this relationship. This word is a compound word of dating or mating and smay.

Dude, are you smating that chick over there?

Last night, I totes smated with her, even though she has a bf.

Let's smate for a while because I am scared of commitment.

Smating makes me get hot.

by Smencer May 28, 2010

Figure Skating

a difficult sport in which you need to be flexable, strong, and beable to strain yourself until you can't possibly any longer; && then start all over the next day. You have to be determined & never give up. basically, thosee who start may never stop, because they fall
in love with the sport; no matter if they fail or succeed.

Sasha Cohen didn't take gold at the winter olympics in the ladies senior level Figure Skating championships two times in a row, but she is still coming back for the next one for one last chance.

by haleywaylyshaylymaylybayly May 26, 2008

scaring the hoes

1. slang in the music community. this phrase is usually referred when someone plays music that is not appealing or "mainstream" in a sense.

2. the new JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown album that does what its name suggests: scaring the hoes.

+ "yo dawg pass the aux cord"
- "you better not play weird ass shit that ends up scaring the hoes"
+ *puts death grips on*
- "you ain't ever getting the aux cord again

by AquaNeutral March 31, 2023

skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining

Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004