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Savant

Someone who prefires angles that don't exist
THIS KIDS A FUCKING AMAZING SAVANT! HE'S PREFIRING ANGLES THAT DON'T EXIST!
by SuperBub321 December 5, 2022
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Taken from savant; a theoretical form of currency one uses in exchange for becoming highly proficient at a specific and difficult task or skill over a relatively short period of time.
Ludwig: Are these friendship bracelets scale models of the human genome map?

Bonerprince: Very astute of you, I was reading up on bio-informatic handicrafts this weekend.

Ludwig: What a waste of a savant token.
by Exsquire November 6, 2010
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Savant's Dilemma

The Savant's dilemma occurs when the only reliable method of receiving recognition for your work is to cease working on it, thereby letting the project or effort die.

This typically occurs as a younger person of abnormally high skill is transitioning through the ranks but has not yet been universally recognized for their contributions.

It is particularly likely when such a skilled person is placed on a project that includes more senior people of broader influence and visibility. The outperformer may have no real path to gain visibility since people not on the project will naturally assume the success of the project should be attributed mostly to the person(s) who already have greater visibility. As the outperformer contributes more and more to the project, a greater share of recognition is diverted away from them.

Once this situation occurs, it may be in the savant's interest to leave the project, and let it die. In doing so, the savant receives recognition in hindsight. By not leaving, the savant expands the misconception and hinders his or her career.

To avoid this, invisible savants should avoid being on projects from their beginning, unless they are given the senior role. They can join a troubled project mid-way through, even in a non-senior role, provided the state of the project is widely understood. Their addition to the project will prompt questions of "what changed", thereby giving them visibility in spite of the lack of official title.
What happened to project X, it sounded like it was going so well?

Bob left.

But he wasn't the lead on that, what's the problem?
Well, he's the one who actually was doing everything. He moved to project Y, which was a mess till he got there.
So it was the savant's dilemma?
Yeah, but at least he won't be in that situation again.
by theEngineerGuide August 5, 2018
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turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.
That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.
"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."
by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013
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Study Hall Savant

Sydney was an expert on everything at his school and on the net, a true study hall savant.
by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
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alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.
Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."
by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009
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