satnav woman

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.

"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.

by Mr Ben July 18, 2006

satnav reliant

When you follow your satnav even if it's taking you the wrong way.

Guy 1 - Dude, you're going the wrong way!
Guy 2 - Nah man, it's fine, i'm just following the satnav.
Guy 1 - You're so satnav reliant!

by MattIOW December 7, 2009

Satnavless

A person who is driving eratically in front of you and stops or turns without due care and attention. For no other reason than they are totally lost and as they have not purchased a sat nav have no bloody hope in hell of finding the end point but every friggin chance of causing an accident

White van man holiday maker Sat-nav-less Satnavless

by Shangyou May 29, 2010

satnav roulette

Repeatedly selecting the same, often familiar, destination to see what route it will take you. Works best with units that offer dynamic routing based on traffic.

"I wonder which way I should drive home tonight? Time for a game of satnav roulette!"

by flashgordon1971 February 4, 2012