Santa Rosa

A city about 50 miles north of San Francisco, CA (so a 2.5 hour drive on highway 101, up to 5 if it's during rush hour). A formerly nice city with lots to do, it's become a suburb of the bay area, due to a massive influx of 20somethings who make six figures. Traffic is insane, the residents are all either rich or poor and trying to convince themselves to stay, and everyone likes playing hippy to varying degrees. Wine and tech are king, and because of this 70% of Santa Rosa's economy is driven by tourists.

"Santa Rosa is the best place to used to live in"

Bob: "Hey, my 12 year old brother is looking for weed"
Fred: "Tell him to go to Santa Rosa, I'm sure he'll find someone to sell him some"

Karen: "I just love Wine Country so much, I'm so glad my husband, who is the CEO of a tech firm, bought land here! I just wish we could gas all of the homeless people who hang out around my favorite boutique thrift shops!"

by Mr nasty December 11, 2019

Santa Rosa

Santa Rosa, is a city, a small city where School teachers promote adults to inject 13 year old children with heroin to scapegoat them and use them. It’s a town without heart, Santa Rosa is weak not strong, they don’t take care of their own people and often do heinous things then blame people they don’t even know for those things, It’s a town surrounded by vineyards. A town surrounded by wineries and farms, it’s a town that catches lots of pesticide drift and has pesticides And A large amount of nitrates in its water-table. This could be why people who live here are so cruel, so sick, and just plain not good people. As a native of this sick and twisted community, I regret ever being born here, none of my time here was worth it, you’re better off not living at all, than living in Santa Rosa.

Living in Santa Rosa is a horrible experience, being born and growing up in Santa Rosa will make you wish you were dead.

by Hateyoumorethanyouhateme September 17, 2020

Santa Rosa

NorCal city full of wannabe gang members who strut around in blue, think they are hard with nothing to back it up. You will drive through the suburbs here and see people who think they are in the ghetto.

People in Santa Rosa are cringeworthy.

by mypseudonym69 June 17, 2022

Santa Rosa Academy

The Shittiest School in all of Southern California. The only thing that's worst than the football team is the insomnia that comes with your crammed schedule. Its an absolute shit hole. All the rich preppy kids there all have depression. The only good thing there is the pep rallies and the 4 periods a day schedule. If you go there you will agree with all said or will be a Gay Adjacent and disagree with everything said above.

Bro#1: Bro did you here about Santa Rosa Academy?

Bro#2: No Bro, What?

Bro#1: Their Football Team went 3-8 last season
Bro#2: Damn bro, I think the browns had a better season than them.

by Yogi's higher than a kite February 13, 2019

santa rosa high

The school that is know for artquest, and not for sports. Theres tons of bi ppl, all of them being girls. We have hella posers. All the preps wear too much fucking orange and black, and we suck at football. Honestly why do we even try. Artquest is the only good thing about the school and like the outside and location.

Kendall: "I'm such an artquet kid"
Meredith: "shut up. Your not i am"
Maggie: "I love mexicans."
Ben: "Wanna hear me play my accordian?"
Random ppl: Those are artquest ppl right there. Weirdos.
Random person 2: Dude their not even wearing orange and black and its friday!!!
Bella and Issy: Shut up. That's a horrible color combantion. Retards...
Prep: I love Santa Rosa High...

by Izze November 6, 2007

Santa Rosa High

A legit school, brings in kids from all over for its artquest program. Know as one of the most bitchen and easiest schools in sanoma county. Its pretty hard to find someone who doesnt drink or smoke the ganj. Terrible color combo that all the freshys and preps make their wardrobes out of. Basicly the best school around, not for sports

"Dude, did you know that chick over there smokes weed?"
"Duh dude, this is santa rosa high, even the artquest peeps party hardy."

by Nor cali stoner February 11, 2010

Santa Rosa, New Mexico

A small, insignificant little shithole town on the side of Interstate 40 in New Mexico. Here you can be greeted by a wide variety of rundown hotels, gas stations, and trailer parks. The city is known as the city of "Natural Cesspools." The local populace revolves around the talentless and retarded high school football team.

The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!

If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).

Tourist one: "Look honey!.... a lake!"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"

by happywhiteguy October 16, 2009