Santa Monica College

The dumpster for Beverly Hills High School Student who didn't get into a good college. In my opinion Santa Monica College is like second high school.

"Fuck high school I'll just go to SMC(Santa Monica College)!"

by Mrs. Dodds April 4, 2010

Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.

He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

Santa Monica Sandman

The dictionary term for when one throatfucks a girl on the beach before tossing sand in her face immediately following ejaculation. An act so named for the location from which it originated--Santa Monica.

Dude, did you hear about Cigar Guy? He boned that chick on the beach and gave her a total Santa Monica Sandman! Chick couldn't see for hours.

by DMULESBURNER September 21, 2021

Santa Monica College

A fucking over populated community college in Santa Monica that lies about University transfers. It's a community college. It was among the top ranking in the national. However, due to critical financial shortages, it belongs to the bottom in my option ( I went there). In addition, the Professors(most) are a holes. Some Pressores are really caring and nice.

Damn, I went to Santa Monica College, it sucks.

by Marco at UCR October 17, 2006

Poor man's Santa Monica

Long Beach, CA.

The cheapest way we could afford a house by the beach was to move to Poor man's Santa Monica.

by CassFranklin May 1, 2010