Sandy hook

When you dip your fist in peanut butter, punch sand then proceed to punch a cooter.

Man, Fred gave me a sandy hook last night! Now my puss feels like I used a sticky sand paper dildo.

by Dirty frankie June 20, 2022

Sandy Hook

The name that strikes fear into our hearts.
The Man behind this slaughtered kindergarteners.
The true hero for school shooters
The rizzler...

We bouta recreate sandy hook!

by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ October 23, 2023

sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend

yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.

by hooey_macgoose and kluezii July 28, 2025

sandy hook vibes

when that one kid gives you school shooter vibes

You: Yo that kid is sus huh
Me: Yeah he gives me sandy hook vibes

You: wdym
Me: like he's gonna pop a cap in the schools ass

by yesh-a_aron December 4, 2018

Sandy Hooker

A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.

Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.

by Aliases February 2, 2013

Sand Hook

When your doing a girl on the beach and you stick your weiner in the sand then in her vagina.

"Jon totally pulled a Sand Hook on Sam!"

by Jebidihah January 14, 2008

Higher than a sandyhook

Being very stoned or high on a different kind of level referring to the sandyhook school shooting that happened meaning your higher than them Robert came up with this not me

daam Robert I’m higher than a sandyhook right now hahahehhrhehr

by FOUNDEROFBEINGANIDIOT April 2, 2020