salted

When a girl is shapeless, ugly, and gross.

"Reeeee, that girl got curves like a winding road. But fo' serious, her friend ain't nothing special, she's salted."

by D.L VanVeelen December 31, 2006

salted

When you are extremely high

I'm so salted" "I was salted"

by roxxyy March 9, 2009

SALTS

SALTS - Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend: *sends dead meme*
me: SALTS
their uncultured ass: ???

by bothofoikawasballsacks June 9, 2020

no salt

Another way to say "don't be salty".

Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.

by wordporn98 March 22, 2017

SALTS

Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO

(Text message)
You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
Me: SALTS

by Skii1234 July 31, 2011

SALTS

Smile
A
Little
Then
Stopped

People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP

Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)

by Pinkbarbie39 August 1, 2011

SALTS

When someone says something funny, we say LOL which stands for Laugh out Loud. However, we are not really laughing, we smile a little then we stop, right? So SALTS = smile a little, then stop

Hey remember that time something really funny happened?

It wasn't that funny, i just salts

by anacondarawr November 2, 2017