Hair salonist

Someone that does hair

The hair salonist did an amazing job on my hair

by ConnieBiscuits February 7, 2021

Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

Saloni

very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!

rebecca: i love wolves!
jeffrey: you crazy, saloni would hate you

by banana13148 May 21, 2009

last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

Saloon Door syndrome

The act of swinging both ways yet unsure of ones sexuality.

The professor and Roberto were so scared of their sexuality that while on the road in the cover of night they took the chance to act on their saloon door syndrome.

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group May 19, 2022

Saloni

A rare creature generally found in parts of Southern Asia.

The creature seems to have a strange affinity for untying shoelaces.

Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent.

Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly.

Dude the other day I saw a Saloni randomly sneak up and try to untie my shoelaces

by Youprobablyknowwhoitis September 6, 2018

brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.

I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!

by RedDog318 December 9, 2008