by zognut September 6, 2011
Get the salad barmug. Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
Get the Polish Salad Barmug. When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
by Meehoobee November 30, 2009
Get the Dirty Salad Barmug. People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.
How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp
by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015
Get the Salad bar Christianmug. by St0n3d_1 June 9, 2011
Get the Going to the salad barmug. A sexual act when one person deficates, segregates the undigested food particles from the shit, and throws the food particles on the pillow for the other's lover to eat.
Wanting to provide Ken a successful peruvian salad bar, Giancarlo's diet consisted of corn relish salsa for snacks, and corn beef and cabbage meals for the past 2 days.
by Danceface November 3, 2008
Get the peruvian salad barmug. A sex move/orgy that involves two guys on each end of a line of girls that are tossing each other's salads. Essentially an extended Eiffel Tower.
Dude 1: Hey man I know some girls that are up for getting freaky tonight.
Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.
Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.
by furfauxsake October 28, 2015
Get the Salad Barmug.