Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by BigP July 2, 2005

Saber Toothed Tigress

A female species who is much older than a puma, and even beyond a cougar. This is an woman classified as a senior citizen (65+) who frequents dive bars to get lucky with a significantly younger gentleman. She is usually spotted in her native habitat, dark seedy bars on the wrong side of town drinking vodka by the pint.

No one ever goes to that bar anymore, too many Saber Toothed Tigresses scared away all the cougars.

by EmilyMSchmidt December 19, 2008

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005