The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.
by RFjord March 1, 2011
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by Spic and Span December 7, 2006
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When an older man with false teeth removes his dentures to perform fellatio on another, younger man.
Eugene booked a cheap motel so Larry could come over a give him a Rustic Grizz without either of their wives finding out.
by Skwak June 18, 2022
Get the Rustic Grizz mug.A GROSS sexual act between a man and a women. The women who is on her period removes her bloodied tampon over the open mouth of her partner, letting the remaining blood inside drip into his mouth. she then places the tampon on his forehead like a viel. with his mouth still open, she the proceeds to deficate into it, she then mounts him and rides him until he cums inside her (all the while he has to keep his mouth wide open), she then squats over his mouth again and let's the cum drip into his mouth. At this point they kiss. The mix of brown and red is where the Rustic part of the name comes from and the wedding part, the tampon veil and kissing at the end.
by BrownBoy90 June 24, 2015
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When i found out that my 60 year old parents were having sex, i almost threw up. I told my friend, and he told me it was a new trend called "Rustic Sex"
by woozlefaboozle March 20, 2009
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Dude, did you see that hottie who just climbed the tree like it was nobody's business!?! He's SO rustic!
by RusticFan February 6, 2010
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