J.K Rowling

Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.

Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”

by BiggePigge69 March 18, 2019

dutch rowing team

a version of the dutch rudder, but is done with a total of three gentleman. One sits in the midde and, while the others hold their erect genitalia, moves the others arms back and forth in a rowing type motion.

why wasnt harvard at the charles regatta this year? they are starting their own dutch rowing team.

by stokesdawgkillah April 7, 2010

rowing

A sport commonly known to gods, or elite athletes. where depending on the boat size; 8 lunatics pull on a levered ore to feel the excruciating pain flow through their forearms and thighs. A sport where mental strength is the key to winning. And taking one stroke off, would be giving up and surrendering to the other "crews."

The Harvard Rowing team is one of the fastest

Rowing is the only sport where you don't play with your balls.

by lgcrew December 25, 2010

Rowing Girls

Rowing girls are crazy hot and dedicated. If they don’t have a pretty face they got a pretty body. They always busy cause of practice but if your an athlete you know. Best to date them if your athlete too cause you both understand dedication. They hard on themselves and work themselves past the limit so appreciate those girls. (Check out their rowers butt and thighs n those shorts damnn)

RJ: Bruh my gf got a fat ass lmao she a rower
Tyrone: rowers are crazy hot to fuck they take all your commands like the masochists they are
Luis: Bro if rowing girls can’t use their broken ass hands they gonna have to use their mouths
RJ: I ain’t complainin

Locals: Bruh rowings a sport?

by tyr0nezz387 November 23, 2019

Rowing With Joel

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.

'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'

by Rich Dire is a tosser October 22, 2008

J. K. Rowling

verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.

Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"

"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"

by foundinthedark March 28, 2019

Miami Rowing Club

Commonly referred to as MRC. They are the simple example of how rowing should be. They are the definition of the term winners. Also have you seen there freshman/varsity/novice girls? HOTT! And don't even get me started on their speech patterns. If you ever see them dancing around at a regatta it is because they are performing their awe-inspiring ritual of classiness and you should bow in their presence. NO! they are not getting yelled at by their coach it is a fear inducing strategy!

Glencoco: i hope we win our freshman quad today!
Whitethunder: pssssshhh we don't have a chance! we are racing Miami Rowing Club!

John: dude did you see those girls they're so sexual!
Tony: no shit man they're from MRC!

by Dem Gurls October 21, 2012