dirty Rosalind

Dirty Rosalind is when you take an old Bluetooth earpiece (preferably from early 99-2000s) and shove it up your ass. When it vibrates, you clench your cheeks to answer but you must say “Oh?!?” When you answer

I haven’t been able to find my earpiece since I did the dirty Rosalind last night.

by Mmafmf December 1, 2022

rosalind

she is very beautiful play trombone yes so gorgeous and lovely i lover her

she is very rosalind to me

by lenabanena March 6, 2021

Rosalind

Rosalind is a fucking nightmare. She jumps quite far (for a woman of her age) and is an average cellist, although she doesn’t like playing in front of people. She’s also always doing cool stuff.

Person A: “You hung out with Rosalind lately?”
Person B: “Nah, I try my best, but I’m never good enough for her.”

by callalillie August 16, 2024