roofies 

A drug used for drugging someone; usually to get sex.

When mixed with alcohol it can kill somone.

Don't fuck around with this shit. If you cant get sex without this, you should just give up now. Or turn gay. :)

"He put roofies in my fucking drink.."
"I told you he wanted you.."
"He's a douche-bag"
"I'll kick him in the balls if you really want?"
"Nah, I did it last night already ;)"

roofies by sweetypy313 March 16, 2010

Roofies 

A drug known as the "date rape drug" with a misleading name. You're more likey to end up on the floor than the roof.

Me: Man, he slipped me roofies last night. How did I get down?
Mike: From where?
Me: The roof.
Mike: You were on the floor.
Me: But they're called roofies.
Mike: It's a stupid name.
Me: Oh.

Roofies by hn260 May 16, 2010

roofies 

the only thing getting online nerds laid.
(btw they prolly found the definition and how to do it, here)

that girls hot, if she puts her cup down ima put roofies in it

roofies by ryan ferg April 20, 2006

roofies 

rohypnol - date rape drug

Yeah, I slipped her a roofie and next thing I was all up in that...

roofies by bob October 28, 2004

roofies 

Intoxicating a girl with the cuteness of your puppies, such that she will bang you. Roof, roof!

I took my puppy over to Katies house and she got so into it, we hit the skins. Thanks to the roofies.

roofies by the fuuuuck? August 20, 2011

roofies 

a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit

"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"

roofies by blah October 27, 2004

roofies 

The real quicker-picker-upper

"One roofie, two roofies, three roofies, ill fuck 'er!"

roofies by terry twatter July 8, 2009