Dark Ramen

When you are giving oral to someone with pubes and you get a little in your mouth.

"Damn girl, shave ya nasty ass, I don't wanna taste any of that dark ramen."

by DarkRamen69 January 4, 2018

Rodency

How much of a rat someone is, i.e. describing one's level of rat. Often used in more formal and intellectual situations where the word "rat" is less understood or may provoke altercation, but can still be applied to colloquial sentences as well. The word's versatility measures one's rat-ness without having to stoop down to their level. By using rodent rather than rat as the root of this word, people who have rodent tendencies but do not have substantial evidence of rat against them are broadly encapsulated as well.

I can't believe he snitched on me and still kept bitching about his situation, his levels of rodency are beyond me.

by AgentMoss007 March 27, 2020

Ramen's Revenge

The painful shitting that occurs after one consumes several packs of Ramen Noodles. Which also include drinking the flavored run off after eating all the noodles (tends to make toilet water very greasy).

Yo I cant go to the party 2nite, my stomach is really fucked up..
>> What the hell did u eat?
I had like 4 packs of Ramen Noodles and now Im feeling constipated with diarrhea.
>>Ramen's Revenge strikes again.

by BLACKB0MBER January 26, 2009

floor ramen

The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.

"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."

by HoodieRipper October 15, 2013

ramen guy

The strongest character in naruto. In fact he was going to be hokage but he graciously gave the position to naruto because he knew naruto wanted to be hokage.

That guy is so strong he must be a ramen guy

by RamenGuyIsBestGirl November 3, 2018

Ramen

The only thing between 500,000 Americans and utter starvation.

"Ramen is the shit. Obviously."

by Rie November 11, 2003

Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

by mephisto June 3, 2003