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roker by Si Phillips May 14, 2004
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roker turd by frank and keith June 6, 2007
Al Roker
Verb, meaning to unintentionally and unexpectedly shit your pants. Also known as gambling and losing. See also, shart. May result in going commando at the white house.
al roker syndrome
After someone has their stomach stapled, every other part of the body loses weight, except the head. The person's head will not have changed with the rest of the body and still look fat. Much like Al Roker's head looks right now.
al roker syndrome by loodpreh January 25, 2007
Al Roker
When you are getting a blow job and you are about to cum on his/her face, and then you interview him/her with your dick, asking "How's the weather down there?"
"Hi I'm Al Roker, reporting from the field. How's the weather down there?"
"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."
"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."
Al Roker by Newscastrate March 10, 2009
Boom Roker
(exclamatory phrase) a playful way of giving kudos to someone who has achieved or done something special.
First used by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show when signifying the fact that Al Roker of The Today Show was the only person to enunciate the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjjoell more correctly than his peers. The phrase has also recently become somewhat interchangeable with OH SNAP, particularly in cases of giving recognition to funny insults.
see also: OH SNAP
First used by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show when signifying the fact that Al Roker of The Today Show was the only person to enunciate the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjjoell more correctly than his peers. The phrase has also recently become somewhat interchangeable with OH SNAP, particularly in cases of giving recognition to funny insults.
see also: OH SNAP
Craig: There is no way Bill is going to win this match against Steve, he's already lost his queen and is down two rooks and a bishop, not to mention the-
Bill: Checkmate.
John: BOOM ROKER!
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Gus: Hey my sister is dropping by tomorrow is that allright with you guys if she stays overnight?
Andy: That's weird she told me tonight. Oh wait.
Steve: BOOM ROKER!
Bill: Checkmate.
John: BOOM ROKER!
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Gus: Hey my sister is dropping by tomorrow is that allright with you guys if she stays overnight?
Andy: That's weird she told me tonight. Oh wait.
Steve: BOOM ROKER!
Boom Roker by Xenny44 April 22, 2010