Ass rock

it's exactly what it sounds like, a rock that smells asthough it has been thoroughly, and deeply covered in shit. There is usually no context as to how the rock smells this way, but it happens. Apparently this happens in Australia alot too, ass rocks are just regular rocks found along the ground.

Florida kid: Aye, what's up with that rock?
Aussie kid: Whaddu ya mean?
Florida kid: Smells pretty funky to me.
Aussie kid: Nah, mate. It's just another ass rock!

by Sugar wants Snake proud February 16, 2018

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Ass rock

A rock that appears to smell like ass. No context as to how the fuck it happened. But regardless, still smells like shit.

"Oi, my daughter found a bloody ass rock the other day. Disgusting!

by Sugar makes snake proud. February 16, 2018

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rocks the llamas ass

The greatest compliment anyone or thing can be given.

This saying originates from a Wesely Willis album at the time of publication he was 39 and a schitzophrenic man. He had several albums and he really rocked the llamas ass.

Thanks for the present it rocks the llamas ass!

I think you rock the llamas ass!

That concert rocked the llamas ass!

by r mccluney November 17, 2005

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rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.

I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.

by CMorgan April 07, 2006

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alabama ass-rock

when one man is so hammered drunk that he thinks everyone in the whole entire universe's ass is storing a rock for later use.

larry: woah, jim, are you alright?

jim: hell yeah!

larry: then why are you staring at franks ass so intensely?

jim: hes keeping a rock in there! i know it!

larry: frank, we gotta get the fuck out of her. jim's pulling an alabama ass-rock.

frank: good call! lets go!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

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