rock hard throbber

when you get such an un believable boner, and the veins are all pokin out and sheit, and just the slightest touch, would make you blow your gonad grease

listen,hee,playa, last night, i got ashley back to the crib, and we was all grindin N shit,adn let me tell you, i had one rock hard throbber,mang.. then she sat on my face and i skeeted in her yapper, and she loved that shit,son.. swallowed every drop, that hoe.

by nuttbusta May 17, 2009

rock hard balls

when your testicles harden to an extent

" My balls have been rock hard for weeks! "

" let me soften them ;) "
" you might have rock hard balls! "

" Thanks mate :) "

by slaygirlie June 1, 2023

Rock hard Theo

He’s always hard.

“That guy is such a rock hard Theo”

by Fuckmillylillisamazing January 20, 2020

rock hard pecks

A tall handsome male, who gyms often. Maybe more then he should, benches well beyond his weight. Often defies human ability. Usually seen in magazines promoting such flawless pecks. Doesnt skip a singular chest day. Also masturbates in the mirror. The envy of every gym junkie. Smashes titty day.

'My my hollie, have you seen that guy at the gym woth rock hard pecks'

by Boob buster June 20, 2017

rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.

HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner

by CFCB7 July 1, 2014

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Dwayne rock hard johnson

When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white

Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?

by Vector X3 November 7, 2020