Noun: When the size and shape of a man's genitalia are noticeable a la concert footage of Robert Plant in the 70's
by Sir Loin of Beef October 25, 2017

Robert Pant was the vocal of the greatest rock-band on earth, Led Zeppelin. He has a fantastic voice, and he still sings even he is 58. And he has long hir too!
by Lena M July 15, 2005

by plantlover December 28, 2005

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.
EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

One of the greatest rock vocals ever, outclassed only by the likes of Freddie Mercury and Jeff Buckley.
Robert Plant sang the emotional numbers "Since I've Been Loving You," "Stairway to Heaven," and "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You."
by AJB11 August 21, 2005

n. Another name for male camel toe coined to reference the scantily cladded or form fitting crotch of former Led Zeppelin vocalist Robert Plant; with use of the pun of "plant", meaning stem,penis, scrotum or overall male genitalia but further identifying the type of male plant named "robert", which is masculine.
by Cincity gurl January 21, 2020
