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It is an act of theft, often done in the darkness or secretly but on the 30th of October 2023, there was a robbery in broad daylight as Lionel Messi stole the prestigious Ballon d'Or from Erling Haaland in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France. Despite stealing it, Lionel acts as if he deserved it despite not doing anything worthy other than the World Cup. This is not the first time Lionel has done this as on the 29th of November 2021 in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, he also robbed Robert Lewandowski of a Ballon d'Or! And despite two robberies the authorities and his fanboys (who are all younger than 14) claim his innocence.
"Dad, what is an example of a famous robbery?"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"
Robbery by honest pessidog fan January 5, 2024
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Taking someone's belongs through force.
I just committed a robbery on yo momma.
Robbery by cap045 April 30, 2024
Taking someone's belongings through force.
I committed a robbery on yo momma.
Robbery by cap045 April 30, 2024

Robbery Sex

When a robber Comes in your house and has sex with you.
Anika gramson I had robbery sex last night!
Robbery Sex by Myleigh gramson January 31, 2019

Robbery Bob 

Robbery Bob is the Lord above all. He is the protagonist of the hit "Robbery Bob" games, which have been proved to make you more attractive, stronger, faster, smarter and better at everything and anything. Robbery Bob is the one above all, and will lead this world to salvation, bring us from the dark into the light. If you want to join Robbery Bob in this journey, and help bring the world into the light, download Robbery Bob: King of Sneak, and become one of his loyal soldiers. And he has a big dick.
Guy 1: "Have you heard of Robbery Bob?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I play the game and beat my meat to him every night!"
Robbery Bob by Omnigyatt May 8, 2024

robbery sale 

A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.
"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"
robbery sale by daddyjenkins May 21, 2024

Robbery Bob 

Robbery Bob is the protagonist in Robbery Bob: Man of Steal, and Robbery Bob 2: Double Trouble. He is the Lord above all, and extremely handsome and sexy. He is the pinnacle of beauty. He has a massive horse cock and is a master at pleasing those that enter the bedchambers with him. He is unimaginably powerful, and can do incredible things, like reversing time to rerob houses that he failed to rob. He grants people who praise him and play his games a fraction of his power, and they recieve things like immortality, good looks and god-like abilities.
Guy 1: "Yo have you heard of Robbery Bob?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! I have both games, and I used to beat it to him every night, until I ripped my cock off from the superstrength he gave me!!"
Robbery Bob by Omnigyatt June 19, 2024