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Road Kill

A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)

Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
by Shaggerman January 13, 2009
mugGet the Road Killmug.

Road Kill

Andrew (Tie's shoe)
Travis backs into Andrew and (Yells Watch out road kill)!
by Dabobmanisasian March 30, 2017
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Road Kill

"I'm really dreading this two-day road trip, ugh."

"Find some road kill on tindr, it'll make the time fly."
by swiftforeal January 2, 2014
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Road Kill Skunk

A Specific Type of Marijuana defined by its over powering smell, similar to that of a skunk hit by a car. Also known as RKS or R.K.S.
This is the best road kill skunk i've ever smoked
by AS IF U NEED January 8, 2009
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road kill pussy

smelly, dirty, wart infested, looks like someone ran it over 15 times with a big mack truck, something that needs to be buried far in the ground.
i would never touch that bitch she got road kill pussy
by tj"s man May 31, 2010
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Rigby Road Kill

Noun. A person, normally male, who has dated a Rigby and been passed over rapidly for the next victim. Often the victim is lulled into a false sense of security and stricken into submission by the sheer beauty of the Rigby, like a hypnotic deer in bright warm glow of the headlights of a big Rig. Then smack, it's all over. Also know as "RRK".
See that guy over there... He's Rigby Road Kill.
by RRK#6 March 4, 2012
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fashion road kill

This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.
Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.

a) Fashion Road Kill
by Natalie August 10, 2004
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