ritz

Oooooh look at me my username is NotoriousSlacker and I'm too stupid and uneducated to spell right.

- hey y'all look @ me im stupid
- ya we know your stupid

-oh oh im defining some word and im doing one hell of a poor job doing that
-ya we know thats why we call u stupid

by mynamealright January 9, 2005

ritz

something you'd say when a situation occurs that leaves you speechless.

SCENARIO 1
1. "hey dude, that girl is choosing on you"
2. "who, I don't see anyone"
1. "dude the chick on the left"

(points to obese girl)

2. "ritzzzzzz"

SCENARIO 2

(at party)

1. "DUDE!!! the keg is tapped!!!"
2. "......ritzzzzzz"

by Albatroz Benetiz November 20, 2010

ritz

a term for someone who sucks at lax

In my game today i totally de-twiged this ritz and his stick went flying in the air.

by Con Bro Chill 25 June 11, 2011

Ritz

A portmanteau of rib and tits. Often accompanied by back-boobs.

Check out the ritz on that Walmart shopper!

by Harold.Knutczak March 26, 2019

Ritz

(verb) to fix something, (normally in a hospitality venue), but in a really tacky, down-market or shoddy way. Often done using gaffer tape (aka Ritz tape), or just by trying to carefully arrange the malfunctioning object so it looks vaguely passable for use in the workplace, or with customers.
(adjective) something that has been Ritzed, or has the appearance of having been Ritzed, ie is rickety or broken or just hanging together by a thread.

(Derived from an ironic reference to the high-class Ritz chain of hotels).

Cory: "Hey Nick, another one of these damn trestle tables has splintered, check out this big chunk that some derro ripped off"
Nick: "Doesn't matter man, we need to get this all sorted. Ritz that shit up"
Cory: "With gaffer?"
Nick: "Yeah man. It's in the safe."

(later)
Cory: "All done mate"
Nick: "Nice. That shit is hella Ritzy".

by Ritzmaster Nick February 13, 2008

Ritz

Apart from crackers, style or wiggers, this word can also be uttered by disappointed or ungrateful persons. It's a simpler way of saying 'big deal', 'so what?', 'Is that all there is?'.

Deek stared with incredulity at the meal set before him. In the dead centre of a plate, the size of a small coffee table, lay one solitary dod of potato salad.
"Ritz", he rumbled.

by chris wheelie April 30, 2005

Ritz

Ritz is a very sexy girl with a big but 🤤

Everyone falls for her

Ritz is sexy

by Hecha May 3, 2021