Rigamortis

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamaro

Pronounced: (rig-uh-more-ROH)

The process of putting someone through a bunch of bullshit to get from point A to point B.

Also referred to as hassle, stress, mess, chaos, confusion, aggravating shit, drama, grief.

I had to go through 30 kinds of rigamoro to get her to finally tell me what the hell she wanted to say.

I'm tired of going to court over this rigamaro.

This is some fucked up ass rigamoro you got me dealin' with..

by Kewlaudia September 30, 2011

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

ragamuffin

A grimy dirty little urchin or waif with ratted greasy hair. Usually female.

Lisa and Jenny look like a couple of ragamuffins today.

by RT July 4, 2003

rigamarole

A whole scenario, an outcome, giving it all, etc. Used to group an outcome or other logical conclusion or grouping into one word.

I was going to install a larger engine in my car, but did not want to have to deal with the whole rigamarole.

They took that play to broadway, with dancers, signers, and the whole rigamarole.

by TwinReverb August 10, 2006

The Ragamuffin Gospel

A book by Brennan Manning that speaks about God's amazing grace and His relentless love for us all.

The Ragamuffin Gospel was written for the bedraggled, beat-up, and burnt-out.

It is for the sorely burdened who are still shifting the heavy suitcase from one hand to the other.

It is for the wobbly and weak-kneed who know they don't have it altogether and are too proud to accept the handout of God's amazing grace.

It is for inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker.

It is for poor, weak, sinful men and women with hereditary faults and limited talents.

It is for earthen vessels who shuffle along on feet of clay.

It is for the bent and the bruised who feel that their lives are a grave disappointment to God.

It is for smart people who know they are stupid and honest disciples who admit they are scalawags.

The Ragamuffin Gospel is a book for anyone who has grown weary and discouraged along the Way.

JESUS LOVES YOU

by theragamuffin October 6, 2012

ragamuffin girl

The perfect girl that was not recognized the ordinary men. She is nice, pretty, they don’t fight, don’t argue. In other words there the nice innocent perfect girl that every guy would want. Only thing is that she was not recognized by the public because of whatever reason.

A very good example would be the song "Ragamuffin Girl" by the Apache Indian. :) If it’s wrong feel free to change it.

by Scott Kim August 24, 2006