Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.
"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
Get the Masturbation Revelation mug.John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012
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The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
by ilted April 8, 2010
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Being tempted into finding out something horrible...or divine. Pretty much the same as the definition.
by The Widow October 9, 2004
Get the Temptation Revelation mug.The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
Get the New Year's Revelation mug.realizing that you wanna change your life and do what you want and not what other people want you to do and follow your heart
by Mollizzle my nizzle December 15, 2009
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Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.
Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!
Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.
Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!
by edwild22 March 2, 2009
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