retardicans

Socially conservative republicans who base their political beliefs on conservative religious beliefs and who are unaware of the logical inconsistencies in their arguments. Retardicans rail against government intrusion in people's lives, but want the government to restrict choice on abortion, disallow gay unions and marriage, pass and enforce laws on drug usage, increase military spending, and proscribe prostitution or other types of sexual interactions they believe are 'sinful'. Retardicans favor laissez-faire capitalism even when it is not in their own economic interest to do so. The actual areas where they want less government intrusion are taxation and gun rights.

The Retardicans at the Tea Party rally held up their signs saying 'Get your government hands off my Medicare.'

by paulrevere March 11, 2011

Retardican

Political affiliation name of conservative Americans who vote for the GOP, usually against their own economic interests, and display signs at rallies and protest that read things like "Get your government off my Medicare."

The GOP isn't worried about winning over the Latino vote because it knows it can count on its Retardican base.

by ikeelyou10003 September 3, 2010

retardlicans

republicans that aren't that smart, as in all of them

The retardlicans continue to be the party of no, rejecting all forms of American progress.

by alphabetagamma12 January 18, 2011

retardia

The land of retardians.

In this land of Retardia, only the most ignorant shall pass.

by felicha January 16, 2008

Retardijuana

Someone who acts retarded and high all the time, even while completely sober. Also usually laughs at everything, no matter how unfunny it is.

"Wow, Lisa is such a retardijuana, she's been laughing at that dead dog for like 20 minutes."

by Shady Persson March 27, 2009

Retardlican

A republican voting trump supporter primarily found in the bible belt mainly alabama.

Although Alabama it's among the poorest in the usa all of the retardlicans outnumber the other 27 rational thinking Alabama voters on the last election.

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)

"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."

by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013