Resolved 

Indicating a pointless attempt that is doomed to failure. Proven true by Bush's invasion of Afghanistan.

"It has been resolved that the United States will declare war with Afghanistan."

Resolved by Slow XxX Learner April 5, 2010

Resolustion 

when you make a new years resolution to be as big a skank as possible in the coming year

Jesse : MY resolution this year is to have sex with as many girls possible.
Jackie : You mean your resolustion then?

Resolustion by jaxxtastrphee January 9, 2010

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Resolute 

A stupid annoying dumbass who plays minecraft and asks for carries in a fucking server called ScepterRPG

Fuck off, Resolute, I'm not giving you a TOC or Abyss carry! Stupid mf!

Resolute by ResoluteTheMF February 7, 2022

Revoluted 

When a nation revolts against another, usually for a petty reason (past tense)

This is why they revoluted from us

Revoluted by Potataimo June 28, 2024

Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025