The tiny piece of feces leftover after a bowel-movement. This pea-sized piece of poo causes you to wipe your rear-end much more than necessary. In turn, this excessive wiping can lead to an irritated, sometimes bloody anus.
I had to wipe my ass eight times after I thought I was done wiping. I finally was able to squeeze out a residue piece and with one tiny wipe, the job was done.
by PJChappy April 19, 2004
Get the Residue Piece(s) mug.When you put a cup with a drink inside on a surface, and then take it off. It leaves behind a ring-shaped formation of what you just drank. This is the result of spilling some of the drink over your cup a little bit, so some of the liquid trickles down the the bottom and stays there. Other times, it's because you shook the cup while it is still on the table, thus the liquid collects at the bottom part of the cup. After a while, it will leave a sort of dried up ring, except with the case of water, it usually evaporates. See water ring for cups with water. That dried up mess is what you call a "residue ring." Note that this can also happen with bowls, plates, pans, pots, aluminum cans, circular objects, etc. It is usually found at parties, messy houses, kitchens, and such.
Mom (After a Party): Omg, these friggin' residue rings are annoying to get rid of...can you help me son please?
Son: Mom, many of those were from you...
Son: Mom, many of those were from you...
by Edvyle The Grovyle October 20, 2013
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The act of rewiping your ass - usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial shit. This act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your ass from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some shit is still clinging to your ass or shit has mysteriously reappeared. Immediate relief is usually felt afterward
Me- I think I have to do a residue wipe.
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)
by nkul August 13, 2014
Get the residue wipe mug.All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!
by gizmogirl October 9, 2010
Get the break-up residue mug.JAKE!!! Keep your dick in your pants boy. I'm getting tired of seeing all this porn residue every time I get on the computer.
by Pierre2010 April 18, 2010
Get the Porn Residue mug.The deliciousness left in a bra after a woman has worn it for all or most of the day... not to be confused with sweat or b/o; this is something entirely different and much better.
by Dirtface99 June 23, 2008
Get the tittie residue mug.A residue baby is an infant born to a mother that used narcotics up until the discovery of her pregnancy. The baby is not a full-blown crack baby, but a residue baby.
What is wrong with that baby? It seems to be slightly twitching abnormally.
It's a residue baby! The mother was high on crack until the day she found out she was pregnant.
It's a residue baby! The mother was high on crack until the day she found out she was pregnant.
by Angel of the Knight February 16, 2023
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